This is just a part I portray.
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bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

(Source: missgaley)

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sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

(Source: cockedtail)

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twentyonefighters:

CAUSE OF DEATH: THESE PICTURES

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(Source: spnfans)

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idontknowwhattonamemytumblr:

The most beautiful scene out of the entire series.

(Source: ratmanners)

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"Rogers-Barnes. It does have a nice ring to it."

(Source: holahydra)

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(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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fuckyeahmt:


Josh freaking out over panties. 

Bringing it back again.

fuckyeahmt:

Josh freaking out over panties. 

Bringing it back again.

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  • Baby: D-D-
  • Dad: D-Daddy?
  • Baby: D-
  • Baby: *deep growly voice* Dean and I do share a more profound bond.
  • Dad:
  • Baby: I wasn't gonna mention it.
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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell)

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heres-to-the-zeroes:

Scene Fest: Josh lectures the first row on grabbing his dick when he jumped in the crowd. “To everyone in the first row, this is not a dick grabbing contest. Buy a lady dinner first for Christ sake…….This song goes out to everyone who did not grab my dick”

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punkteddylupin:

So I recently reached my first hundred and this is honestly something I’ve always wanted to do so I’m going to give it a try!

  • You don’t have to be following me. I don’t really want disingenuous follows (and eventually unfollows) and I’m sure you don’t want me clogging your dash.
  • You can reblog and like this. Each counts as an entry.
  • This post needs to reach at least 25 notes. If it doesn’t, I’ll just try again later.
  • If this reaches 50 notes, I’ll add another winner. 
  • If you win you get your choice of one of any of the items above which are:   a personalized letter to Hogwarts,  a potion, and a wand
  • Entry for the giveaway ends July 31st.

The winner will be picked via a random number generator and I’ll contact them once everything’s over, so if you enter have your ask box open. c:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

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